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Mom, dad; When I ask you for money, all you gotta do is this:

fuckyeahlaughters:

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When you give up some of your food for someone

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You don’t get presents on your birthday because you were born, you get presents as rewards for still being alive.

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the secret to eternal life
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the-absolute-best-posts:

girlveins:
i think about this girl so much through out my day i hope shes happy 
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lolsofunny:

jesus-of-syracuse:

nicoception:

mainstreamduckling:



OH MY CHRSIT GOOD LORD IN HEAVN MOTHER BALLS

EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH.
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When I get caught doing something wrong in class

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Blueberries piss me the fuck off

all1sees:

They’re BLUE.

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but mashed, they’re PURPLE??

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AND WHEN SKINNED, WE SEE THE INSIDES ARE GREEN?????

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WHAT THE EVERLIVING FUCK, BLUEBERRIES?!

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